If I nail myself to a cross will I get an auto ticket to Heaven?

Good luck with that second hand...If I nail myself to a cross will I get an auto ticket to Heaven?
In the Philippines its part of the annual easter celebration for some of the men to be whipped and crucified.If I nail myself to a cross will I get an auto ticket to Heaven?
If you nail yourself to a cross, you get a LOT of pain, and when you stand before God on Judgment day, you'll STILL have to pay the penalty for your sins (crimes against God's Moral Law).
Probably the opposite: You shall not pierce thyself nor cut thyself as if in the dead. Thy shall not worship the dead ... in a vaster concept ... nor mimick those who were for salvation, if you truly accept salvation.
you sure will, however, the problem of the other hand is fascinating
You are already on the fast track in the other direction.
First off how would you even nail yourself to one!?! lol





Secondly no that would be blasphemy and suicide.
No.
no, just to the emergency room.
I don't know, but you could ask Chris Burden. He nailed himself to a Volkswagen Bug in 1974.
You still condemn your'self' by Mocking God!! NO!! :(
jesus sure thought so