Thursday, January 21, 2010

Do you think Jesus Christ defecated on himself as he was being nailed to the cross, or did he howl like a baby?

I just want to see some of the reactions I get on here . . .Do you think Jesus Christ defecated on himself as he was being nailed to the cross, or did he howl like a baby?
I imagine he screamed in great angony.





Hope that helps.Do you think Jesus Christ defecated on himself as he was being nailed to the cross, or did he howl like a baby?
Given the effects of crucifixion that lead to immense stress on the chest and difficulty in breathing, I would say ';no chance'; on the howling like a baby. Gasping - yes. Low-volume moans. Maybe. But nothing that took up too much breath, 'cause in that position he wouldn't have any room for a wasted breath.





As to the other option, that is more likely given the stresses associated with being stretched out. And if he didn't before he died, then in death he surely let go of everything he was holding.
Gross, dude. But the correct answer is ';No,'; because there is not a shred of credible evidence that Jesus existed at all. He's a fabricated character, patterned after earlier SUN-god creations from civilizations like Persia, Egypt, Greece, Sumeria, Phoenicia, and India.





However, I imagine that you would leak from every orifice in your body as you slowly die from execution by crucifixion.
a rotting slab of meat on a stick, flies swarming everywhere, maggots from the wood feeding on his flesh, mosquitoes penetrating his cold dry skin, bird droppings laying waste on his corpse... eww... and that exact execution device is the symbol of christianity, LOL!!!
Jesus forgave the people who crucified Him and I am sure that he forgives anyone who says crude things about Him today. If He did do as you say, that is just one more thing He was willing to suffer in order to pay for the sins of the world. He did cry.
assuming he existed... well i think he peed and shat on his loincloth after all that pain and suffering he suffered from the Roman soldiers, and the humiliation from the Jewish populace.
Yeah, if he died on the cross he most likely defecated.





And I'm answering in a serious manner. I don't find this funny at all.
attention seeking troll is a fail.





grow up
Anyone else need proof that labeling yourself 'atheist' doesn't mean you are smart, logical or nice?
he didn't exist





but if he did





he probaby crapped his loin cloth
Why do you care so much about the reactions you get? What's the point? Are you trying to offend people?
Why don't you read the bible and find out for yourself.
Nice one, douchebag. This is why people hate atheists. Why don't you try acting like a human being instead of making us all look bad.
I don't know about him, but right now I'm peeing in your general direction.
Repent! How dare you mock the One who died for our sins! You do not even realize who you are talking about, none of us are even worthy to know Him!
Christians: Don't feed the troll. :)





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Dude, you are indeed a button pusher...
Lord, don't count this on him

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