Would an expensive Mulberry handbag nailed to a cross be a crucifixion... it would certainly be a sacrifice?

Now you gonna get everyone carrying Mulberry handbags as a symbol of their faith!Would an expensive Mulberry handbag nailed to a cross be a crucifixion... it would certainly be a sacrifice?
Jesus's death was one thing, but ruining a good designer bag is another thing entirely. Not worth it.Would an expensive Mulberry handbag nailed to a cross be a crucifixion... it would certainly be a sacrifice?
Only if it's Burberry. No one cares about Mulberry.
it would not be a crucifixion it would be a big loss if the purse was something nice and expensive.
Only use crosses to keep AA vampires at bay. Sometimes garlic works as well, but not as reliable as crucifixes.
no because it wouldnt be hung like jesus
It is such a shame that you hold such trivial things so dear,and use them to express how stupid you are!!
Only Jesus can forgive us
Would you sacrifice your Mulberry handbag for me?
No comparison what so ever. I bet the owner of the Mulberry handbag would nail you on the cross , instead of her handbag. She would use you as the sacrifice and while you hang there on the cross for three days, then you will know that JESUS died for your sins.