Tuesday, January 19, 2010

If being nailed to a cross?

was an olympic sport. would jesus get a gold medal?If being nailed to a cross?
No, i think he got caught smoking pot under the 3m diving board.If being nailed to a cross?
I doubt it. Jesus expired reasonably quickly for a crucified individual.





If NAILING people to a cross was an olympic sport, I'm pretty sure the Japanese would take the Gold. In feudal Japan, Japanese torturers were so efficient that some could pass up to eighteen spears through a person's body before he finally died. They did this by thrusting between the organs, so as only to inflict pain.





Nasty, huh?
No. The ';Jesus event'; never happened.
I have no idea how to answer this bizare question. But I must say, that he would most likely be disqualified for sheer non existence.
that is not in the slightest funny and no one could get a gold meddle for being crucified.
Bravo. You get a gold medal!
How can God be Jesus when God is eternal and can not die?
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