If jesus was nailed to a chocolate cross, would his followers be chocoholics?

they have a sweet tooth.If jesus was nailed to a chocolate cross, would his followers be chocoholics?
Probably. I mean, they keep eating his body as it is.If jesus was nailed to a chocolate cross, would his followers be chocoholics?
No sense at all dude. Were not even called woodholics. We're called Christians cause we follow Jesus Christ.
Are you implying that Christians are ...woodoholics..?





But to answer your question - absolutely yes.
Man, if they served chocolate instead of those dang wafers at communion, I would be hella Catholic.
How funny....I think I really forgot to laugh.
Jesus was nailed to a wooden cross...





THERE IS NO ';IFS';!!!
so i guess he was nailed to a cat,because we have catholics.
He wouldnt have followers. He wouldnt have ever died on that cross because he could have pulled his arms and feet out of the soft chocolate. Then all the Jews and Romans present would have had a big chocolate party. Praise Caesar for chocolate crosses!





And in reply to what a fellow answerer said above, the composition of the cross is important to a Christian, as Jesus necessarily had to fulfill all prophecies to be the Messiah, and it was said that he would be nailed to a tree, meaning wood, not a chocolate cross.
LMFAO!!!!!!!





I'm suddenly craving a big helping of religious pudding!
interesting idea =)





but the composition of the cross is irrelevant to the beliefs of Christians
What is your Scriptural reference for this?
The Christians would b really fat, oh wait they r anyway.
Is his followers woodchoppers now??