Jesus was nailed to a cross, Thor wields a hammer... coincidence?

Lets use a categorical syllogism to prove this point.





Hammers are used to nail things


Thor wields a hammer


Therefore, Thor nails things





Now, part two





Jesus was nailed to death


Thor nails things


Therefore, thor nails jesus to deathJesus was nailed to a cross, Thor wields a hammer... coincidence?
Probably a coincidence. due in part to that Greek mythology and the roles of those gods and goddesses that played out in a counterfeiting wayJesus was nailed to a cross, Thor wields a hammer... coincidence?
No. I believe there are trees in the Norse legends.


By the way, Jesus rose from the dead.


He was nailed on the cross on purpose to make atonement for sin. Thor never did anything like that, he was too busy fighting the serpent.
B*tch got the drop on me, ok? It will not happen again.


Why? Thor is indisposed...
I think you've hit the nail on the head.





There is an obvious difference between a warhammer and a nail hammer, but I'll leave that up to you.
Jesus Christ is real and the God who created you.





Thor is a myth and a very funny one too. He is more like Paul Bunyan with the axe and blue ox Babe. lol
Certainly -- unless Mjolnir is the only hammer in existence. Now grow up.
You forgot to point out that the Big J's wrists would have been very thor after he got nailed up. Sloppy worshiping there.
Christ didn't die on a CROSS he died on a Torture Stake. Upright Pole, do research. Nope I don't see the coincidence!
And Jesus was a Jew... and a deity. Hammers... Jews... Deities...





HOLY CRAP THOR IS JESUS!
Kind of a vague point.





MJ says ';he he'; the Pillsbury dough boy says ';woo hoo'; coincidence?
I think not, sir. Mjollnir would be the choice weapon to punish a false messiah.
I backed over a pop-tart in our driveway.
Thor is my god.
Thor pwns Jesus.