No, but don't let that set you back...If I carry a big cross, nail myself onto it, and say that I give my life for all of you, will you worship me?
no
No, because you haven't lived a perfect life--none of us have.
sure, if you share the profits with me. It's big business, just like the churches making money from those who believed in jesus.
Maybe, why don't you do it and then we will see if anybody believes it first.
Big mistake.
You need someone else to nail you to it.
You cannot be a self-professed martyr!
No, I will not worship you because you would be what is termed as a false messiah. Many came before Christ and many have come and will come claiming false doctrine. I will remember you in my prayers, even though I don't know who you are God does.
God loves you and will welcome back if you open your heart to Him.
Rhetorical questions on Yahoo Answers really don't work. You just end up looking stupid and getting daft answers.
no. I think I'd call the police. You need to be admitted to a psychiatric facility at once.
by the way, how do you nail your second hand to the cross?
you might need some help with that....
no, because it would not be original.
that's a good question. You would seem more real (to me) than Jesus because i would witness it. but i don't think i would worship you. sorry. :P
This is practiced as a ritual in some part in Malaysia every year - one man did it for a record 50 times if I am correct (i.e. 50 years) - The funny thing is that after 50 Crucifixions, he is still living :0.... But unfortunately no one worships him nor make films - he is still a poor fisherman if I am correct - Any body from Malaysia / Indonesia - please correct me if I am wrong.. I saw it on reply's believe it or not and National Geographic
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hell NO
infact I'd laugh and say how stupid u are.
what makes u think you're Jesus?
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No...
Jesus did miricles and still can today. The Bible is a giant history book - with things that really happend, it also had things that were to happen in the future that have come to pass - AND, things that will happen.
Also, Christ did not nail himself to the cross- but the sinners did - sinners like you and I... and he did it for people like you and I...
I pray that Christ will lay it on your heart - that you can feel how really he really is.... it may not be today, but sometime before you die - I pray that you accept Christ as your Savior.
nope its already been done try something NEW!!!
Well, if you die... I can't talk to you so why would I worship you?
Give it a shot. Today.
no. but i will try!!!
let me know how hot it is in hell
You will also have to erase you father's name from you birth certificate and change it to Yahweh and fake some other prophecies like that Jesus guy did.
I'm going to go with a NO on this one... you forgot the big factor - you're not God's chosen Son.
sure just let me know when and where.
No, you do not perform miracles, nor are you Jesus. He is real, and you are making fun. We dont make fun of your choices, dont do so in this. How rude. You are not funny.
That's suicide honey, but God didn't nail His self to a cross.
no because u r a sinner and Jesus was the only human being born innocent
no, but id pay you to nail yourself to something......just dont forget to nail your mouth first......maybe that would be cool to watch.
Was your coming foretold by the Prophets? Did you live a sinless perfect life? Were you born of a virgin? Did you perform miracles to show your love for your children? Did you rise from the dead? Did you reveal the future of this world to your disciples? Through you were all things created?
If all the answers are yes....then yes
No, because you are NOT perfect enough to stand in for the sins of all men for all time. No one but Jesus could ever qualify.
You sound like you think you're perfect: like JESUS CHRIST WAS
Well sorry, there's no one perfect anymore.....least of all the ones looking for material things versus LOVE and thats what HE was all about..........so we all suffer as HE did except HE is the risen one who knows what HE chose to do with all of us imperfectionists and where HE chose the path of righteousness for them.............
The dying part is easy. The coming back to life after you've died is the tricky part. If you can accomplish that, then you'll have some worshipers.
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