How would dinosaurs have built a big cross to nail the dinosaur messiah to? they didn't use tools?

ur an idiotHow would dinosaurs have built a big cross to nail the dinosaur messiah to? they didn't use tools?
R U for real??!!How would dinosaurs have built a big cross to nail the dinosaur messiah to? they didn't use tools?
you're really taking this dinosaur thing a little far aren't you?
bud, i want you to listen to me very carefully....THERE WAS NO DINOSAUR JESUS!!! Dinosaurs were only gigantic reptilles, they had no religon, no society, and no civilization AND MOST DEFINITELY NO DINOSAUR JESUS!
I have seen some stupid questions on Yahoo but this takes the biscuit! You obviously have the I Q of a beanbag and the intelligence of a screwdriver.
what's funny is...





...this line of thinking makes just as much sense as the nonsense in the bible!
HEY THEY PROBLY JUST IMAGINED IT JUST LIKE YOU ARE IMAGINING THAT YOU ARE CLEVER BY ASKING A STUPID QUESTION


P,S...HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND THE ANSWER AND I HOPE THAT IT REALY HELPS YOU IN YOUR REAL LIFE.
Unless it was a pterodactyl messiah, it probably wouldn't have been flexible enough to crucify. How the heck would you crucify a T-Rex with its stumpy little forearms? The good thing about T-Rex with its small arms, however, is that they were not tempted to commit the sin of mast urb ation. Well, unless they did it by hum ping up against a tree or a stegosaurus or something.
probably just stuck it to the front of a triceratops
no cross. Tar Pits
Who is this ';dinosaur messiah';?
LOL.
you see, they used rocks and they just carved their crosses out of rocks. so they didnt need tools becuause they were strong enough to break the rock themselves.
Your question does not compute. Do you have any kind of education?
Enough with the dinosaur bashing!!
Dinosaurs don't need a messiah... They didn't eat the fruit of the knowledge of good and evil... duh! lol
The dinosaurs thought of that cross thing, yes, as a way of purging the velociraptors, I believe. But their prophet said that they were living in the last days and there there wasn't time for an effective inquisition. A major weapon of mass destruction was on the loose, he correctly foresaw, telling the faithful dinosaurs that there would remain not one icthyasaur upon another.





Yet some of the smaller and more precocious dinosaurs didn't want to become turds or crude oil or the centerpiece for tourist traps in South Dakota. They prayed their scales would evolve into feathers so they could fly the coop. A separate dinosaur gospel contains this beautiful insight: the elders of the small dinosaurs prayed that their great grandchildren would become angels.





Close enough. It worked.





The rest bit the dust and are only of interest to petroleum geologists and those predatory toy manufacturers who know that tots love polyvinyl dinosaurs to play with. The dinosaur spirits are believed to hold a special horror of their remains being used for neoprene to make ';Dino,'; the imagined pet of the Flintstones.





These scriptures present a cold and gruesome apocalypse, but not as cruel as the ';Book of Revelations,'; for example.