Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Was Jesus being a carpenter before getting nailed to a cross God's little in-joke with himself?

I mean, being omniscient, this was all part of god's plan, no?Was Jesus being a carpenter before getting nailed to a cross God's little in-joke with himself?
Oh, sh*t!





Now THAT is funny. XD





So wrong, but so funny. It's like Family Guy. =p





- atheist





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鈺慖n the end, all actions are justified.


鈺慛o matter how heinous, there is always a reason


鈺慺or all that happens. And to feel anger over such things


鈺慽s as logical as being mad that apples fall to earth.


鈺慖 sought to understand everything...


鈺慳nd even still, I've got a long way to go.


鈺氣晲鈺愨晲鈺愨晲鈺愨晲鈺愨晲鈺愨晲鈺愨晲鈺愨晲鈺愨晲鈺愨晲鈺愨晲鈺愨晲鈺愨晲鈺愨晲鈺愨晲鈺愨晲鈺愨晲鈺愨晲Was Jesus being a carpenter before getting nailed to a cross God's little in-joke with himself?
um, joseph was the carpenter. there's no mention of jesus doing woodwork himself. and it would have been a little kick in the pants for joseph if he had been at the crucifixion, but he was already dead.
god was not nailed to a cross it was his son jesus, remember christ on the cross saying father forgive them for they no not what they do, christ was not talking to him self he was talking to his father in heaven,
';Was Jesus being a carpenter before getting nailed to a cross God's little in-joke with himself?';


I reckon you nailed it.


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Time to modernise the bible and to get him screwed on the cross. That would also help clear up Jesus's sexuality question.
I wonder how many crosses he himself made as a carpenter. It was probably a union job.
nothin better to do with ourselves.. ... no?
I'll pray for you and that sick joke you make. I'll pray God will open your eyes and the true meaning of why Jesus REALLY came to earth!
Who knows... maybe the Bible is actually a musical.
You know what would've been the best? Is if he had made the cross that he was crucified on!
That'd be one sick joke, man.
a bad workman blames his tools
No. That is not funny. Jesus was divine. He was the Christ.
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